As this is perhaps the most infamous aspect of the game numerous fan theories have attempted to explain it
- The word Melon is slang for breasts, this can be seen as mentioning the word "tits" will cause the same reaction from Trip.
- Trip had a traumatic childhood experience where he nearly choked to death on a melon.
- Trip want to protect his house from Lemon Whores but he is tragically dyslexic.
- Trip had a melon as his ex, but the melon has sadly passed away.