You are the player - the major character in the game.

Personality Edit

The player can be friendly, aggressive, a complete lunatic, an escaped convict, or whatever - It's up to you to roleplay.


The Player is a close friend of Trip and Grace. They are the real motive of Trip and Grace's marriage, in game and off game.

The player is implied to have met the couple at college and introduced them to each other, it is also implied that the three were very close friends during that time, it can be infered that the player has not seen Trip or Grace in the past 10 years.

It is completely unknown what the player has been doing this past 10 years, whether or not they are married or even have a family is also unknown, and since Trip and Grace don't seem to give a damn about the player's life, the chances of revealing the player's backstory are slim.


Considering the fact that you can type in anything to say to Trip and Grace, there are limitless quotes. for a list of things that can get you kicked out click here.

Names Edit

  • Adam
  • Andrew
  • Dan
  • David
  • Gonzalo
  • Kha
  • Kevin
  • Mel
  • Melon
  • Sam (male)
  • Sam (female)
  • Thom
  • Thor
  • Deji
  • Issac
  • Brad Loree
  • Anthony (Homosexual)
  • Dillon
  • Ivy
  • Lil jon
  • Shiki
  • Keemstar

Trivia Edit

  • Almost nothing is known about the player, attempting to reveal your backstory to Trip or Grace may or may not result in Trip ejecting you because he doesn't give a fuck about you.
  • The player can have so much names, but one infamous meme is Caw.(Kha). Kha is the character of the Façade-fakery maker, oldthinkertube.
  • Chossing the name Melon will activate an easter egg ending where Trip slams the door in your face and proceeds to burn the apartment